hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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