Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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ps3

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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