knock knock go away ok

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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