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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

George W. Bush

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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