- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Left. That one direction...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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