Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Obama-Care

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is worse

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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