what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What flys? A fly

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Good.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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