di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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