Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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obama is a good president

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Barack Obama

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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