How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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whos gay? you are

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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