What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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