What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

A seal walks into a club.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

women playing football?

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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