A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Women's sports.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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