What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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hi

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Banana(s)

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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