Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Justin Bieber

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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