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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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How do magnets work?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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brett is a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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