what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Compton

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Chayton

Women"s Rights

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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