Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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