gay rights

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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women playing football?

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Your mum is dead

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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