What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Tennesse

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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