q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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lololololololololol

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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who eats pencils asians

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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