What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Banana(s)

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Jokes are funny.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

World Peace

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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