"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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