whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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This is not a good joke.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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No

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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