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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

the guy below me is gay

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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