Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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