YOU IS DUM

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Canada

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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