- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Whats 9 + 10? 19

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

An asian walks out of math class

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

My friends are like trampolines I have none

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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