silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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