I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Black people are clen.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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