- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Yeah, totally.

guess what? chicken butt.

AVI IS A FAG

An asian walks out of math class

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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