Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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The Economy

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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