Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

tim rafter died no one cared

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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