A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Hello

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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You smell bad? Cool.

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