I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Penis

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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I am really good at math debating

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Anti Joke

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