- Anti Joke

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

My Girlfriend

ollie is a fag so are you

The glass is half an hour.