A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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womens rights

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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