- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Sea World Japan.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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