- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Working hard or hardly working????

The WNBA.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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