- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

S.O.P.A

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Working hard or hardly working????

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

The WNBA.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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