Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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W.N.B.A.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I'm taken

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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