Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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a black guy leaves prison

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A seal walks into a club.

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Poopsack Jones

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Your mom

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