A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Hi colton

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Get in the van

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