- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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