Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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