- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your doorbell is broken.

What flys? A fly

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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