- Anti Joke

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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