- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

My mom just died....

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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