- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

planking.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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