Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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My mom just died....

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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