why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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I'm taken

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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hi

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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