Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Kittens.

Rebecca Black.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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