If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Chayton

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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