Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Woman's Rights.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Haha

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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ballsack

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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No

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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