S.O.P.A

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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