Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

The Charlotte bobcats.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Yeah, totally.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Unflushed Shit...

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

I can Nazi

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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