Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

gay marriage.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

im a selling a car

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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