A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Teen pregnancy

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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