How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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That's what he said.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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minced oaths

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Sea World Japan.

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