why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Get in the van

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Hummer.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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9/11

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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