The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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brett is a dick

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austins gay lolololol

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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