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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Women's rights.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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NEVER

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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