- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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