What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Someone told me about this website.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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