What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

in the begining... god made some stuff

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...