How do magnets work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Knock Knock Come in

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Poop

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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