- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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