What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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the guy below me is gay

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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knock knock Come in.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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