jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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