A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Justin Bieber

What do you call Obama? - the president

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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