- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

dog

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

potato farming

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

George W. Bush

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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