What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Rob Bell

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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math test 2=2

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Child Prostitution.

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