A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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the guy below me is gay

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Hummer.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Anti Joke

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