- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Chuck Norris

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

baby seal walks into a bar

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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