R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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jack shine has boobs

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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American Idol

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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