Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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