So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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weiner? balls

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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