What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Women's Rights

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Come in

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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