There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

the joke below me is not an anti joke

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Jokes are funny.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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