When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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I love Ciara!

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Women

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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cms.......?????

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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