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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

austins gay lolololol

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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