Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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what time is it rape time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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