- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

9:11 make a wish

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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