ROSS G IS OBESE

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666 im christian

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

im black

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Your mother

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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