A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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penisface

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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