RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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There's no "i" in tim.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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