- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

NEVER

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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