- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Obama-Care

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A seal walks into a club.

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