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Star Wars

Icecream

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A guy is playing cod

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Pavel Novak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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