okay.....

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

your face.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

The WNBA

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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