How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What should I name my dog?

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Mmmm, donuts

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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