What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Can I touch it?

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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