Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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ruddell and dodds anal

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minorities.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A black goes to college

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Women's sports.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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