how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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9/11/2001

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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hi

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Sarah Palin is President

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