A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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